Sunlight

by Rick Rycroft

Made since four-and-a-half billion BC
One hundred per cent natural ingredients
Free at the point of delivery
Not on comparison sites
No service charge and maintenance-free
Comes filtered by the Earth's atmosphere
Effective source of vitamin D
Available in all colours except black
Covered by five-billion-year guarantee
Average customer review five out of five stars
Rainbows an add-on at no extra fee
Other lights are available

Judge's Comments - Martin Malone

Sunlight was a cheekily simple and direct tongue-in-cheek take upon the competition theme rendered though the idiom of contemporary sales talk. It's a poem which would make me smile over my pint whilst reading a beermat.